Big Bang Theory s3 ep02

The Jiminy Conjecture
Petit "Best of" (et spoilers) :


Howard : You're wrong. Wolverine was not bornwith bone claws.
Sheldon : You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it ?
Howard : First of all...
Raj : Give it up, dude. You're arguing with a crazy person.
Sheldon : I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.


Les vannes sur la nuit passé entre Léonard et Penny.
*Rho là ils sont vilains* ^_^;

Sheldon : Perhaps what Leonard is oblique referring to is the occurrence of some sort
of sexual dysfunction.
Raj : Who had "Leonard gets a floppy disk"?
Sheldon : Hohooo ! A clever... albeit obsolete, euphemism for insufficient blood flow the male sex organ. *rire evil*

Mais OMG, je suis surtout choquée par le naughty-bitchy rire de Sheldon. °_°; (il a fumé quoi ?)


Le repas et deux choses mémorables :
- Leonard a changé de restaurant et Sheldon n'a fait "que" se plaindre. Wow.
- Sheldon s'est rendu compte tout seul qu'il avait commis une bourde. Re-Wow.


Le trio bloqué dans le placard : c'est à hurler de rire. XD


Sheldon: Are you bothered that I can so easily manipulate you ?
Howard: Don't push me, Sheldon! I may be small, but I took kung-fu when I was thirteen and I remember a good deal of it.
Sheldon: Oh, really ? Well, I grew up with an older brother and a very contentious twin sister, and I believe I can easily best you at any physical confrontation be it noogies, swirlies or the classic: 'Why are you hitting yourself ?'
Raj: Ooh, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken.

Raj est déchainé depuis l'épisode précédent. *.*


Bouh, Penny et Leonard qui picolent pour se sentir à l'aise ensemble. +___+;

Leonard: Why would you buy peppermint schnapps ?
Penny: Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps !


Le labo d'entomologie

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Hahah trop drole !
...même si Raj ne semble pas apprécier la blague. ^_^;


Finalement Penny parle de ses problèmes à Sheldon.
Note : j'adooore les conversations avec Sheldon, il a un coté Perceval(c)Kaamelott (dans le fait de tout prendre au 1er degré) qui est irrésistible.

Sheldon : You and Leonard can always return to being friends, whereas I can never return to a state in which Wolowitz has not bested me like Mrs. Riley's chicken.
Penny : What's Mrs. Riley's chicken ?
Sheldon : A chicken that was owned by Mrs. Riley.
Penny : Okay, forget the chicken.
Sheldon : I wish I could.
Penny : You may be right about me and Leonard.
Sheldon : Of course I'm right. What are the odds I'd be wrong twice in one week ?
Penny : No, I mean, we can always go back to being friends.
Sheldon: I just said that. This conversation has started to circle. Meeting adjourned.